Yep, that’s pretty much what I went through watching the game. Hey, at least the Chelsea supporter they choose was A) funny and B) not as big a c*nt as I expect from someone who slavishly worships at the temple of John Terry’s penis.
Tickets to Burnley… Booked
My trip to London is drawing closer, I booked tickets to see Burnley today. Block 19 , row 1 tickets to boot! I’ll be right on the pitch, erm, I mean right near the pitch. Hopefully this means I’ll get some good photos. I do want to mention that sometimes the ticket software will show areas in red to indicate that they are sold out and there will be one off tickets in there, so don’t be afraid to click in red zones looking for singles.
I get tickets to Porto at 4pm (PST) wish me luck!
Oh and hey, if you want to see where you’re going to sit, this awesome little app will show you the view from every seat.
Wenger’s Myopia
Man, everyone’s having a go at Wenger today for not fielding a center forward/striker in yesterday’s match. It feels bad to be the butt of everyone’s jokes but judging by the fact that Arsenal have laid three eggs in three consecutive matches, they might have a point. [Studs Up]
Chamakh will save our season… next year
I have a sneaking suspicion that Wenger tried to sign Chamakh in January but Bordeaux, challenging for the next stage of the Champions League and knowing they had Arsenal over the barrel, basically asked for the moon. Or at least relatively the moon. If we get him on a free in the Summer and win 4 consecutive titles everyone will hail Wenger’s sound fiscal policy. Of course, as Wenger points out all the time, buying players is no guarantee of success. Though as we’re seeing this season, not buying players is also no guarantee. Hmmmm… there are no guarantees? [Chamakh wants Arsenal]
Everyone hates Mark Crapenburg
Wow, you know that you’re a crap ref when Kevin Cyril Davies has a go at you:
When I saw who was the referee I didn’t expect to get anything off him. Over the years I have never got much from him. There was a penalty at Old Trafford last season and he did nothing – but I got a booking. Numerous bookings over the years – I don’t know, I have always felt there is something personal there. At least I didn’t get a booking. That was the only good thing about it.
Hey, now you know how Arsenal feel every time that mentalist referees us.
Stay Classy Chelsea
I know what it means to be a supporter. I know that for many of us our heroes can do no wrong. But John Terry is a despicable human being and the love he got from the fans on Sunday and the support he’s getting from his manager at Chelsea is just… well… gross. Could you imagine the outrage in the British Press if Cesc slept with Nasri’s girlfriend and Wenger had the temerity to say this:
My captain has a fantastic attitude and is doing very well every game. For Arsenal, he is the perfect captain for sure. For the team, it is very important to have this leadership. He really has a strong mentality.
Yeah, he’s so strong he was able to overcome the lure of his teammate and friend’s girlfriend.
Seriously, I’d love it, just love it, if the Tony Cascarino’s of this world would stop moaning like a fucking drain about Arsene Wenger for 5 minutes and take a look at Chelsea, as a club. The most despicable pack of cnuts ever assembled. EVER.
Wired Goonah
Idris Elba is a Goonah. I’ve noticed that you Brits seem to love the American television show “The Wire.” I don’t know why this seems so fascinating to you, but then again, I like Red Dwarf and that’s, like, soooo 1980s Britain so who am I to judge? Anyway, some dude from some television show which I don’t watch is a Goonah.
I wonder which kind of Arsenal supporter he is? Is he the kind who complains that Arsenal have had NO TROPHY FOR FIVE YEARS, and who ignores the blogs when Arsenal make an 11 point comeback to top the table but as soon as Arsenal suffer a dip in form calls everyone “fucktards” for not listening to his sage advice and gleefully pronounces how RIGHT he is that one of the 20 shitty things he predicted would come true, because the odds are pretty good that if you say 20 shitty things one of them will come true because a team will suffer some shitty setbacks in a season, and then goes on to say that Arsenal needs to fire Wenger because he’s lost the plot for not buying Huntelaar the greatest striker in the history of EA Sports and that he has lost the plot and basically needs to get the Bolton team in our side, you know, to “add spine?”
Or is he got something other than shiat for brains? [Passe en Profondeur]
Sneezy gives a good interview
You should watch this too, the young man is articulate, intelligent, and looks to be a hell of a keeper.
And finally…
Want a good match report for Sunday’s game from a Goonah who bleeds red? [Goonerholic]














