EXCLUSIVE: Arsenal’s Nicklas Bendtner Dating Armless Baroness Caroline Luel-Brockdorff
7amkickoff has obtained exclusive photographic evidence that Baroness Caroline Luel-Brockdorff (formerly Caroline Flemming) has lost both arms.
Whether or not her loss of arms coincides with the recently reported dating of Arsenal star striker Nicklas Bendtner is unknown at this time.
7amkickoff would like to extend our condolences to the Baroness and hope that she and her family enjoy a long and fruitful life. And for Nicklas, well, we’re just glad that he’s finally scored something this season.
More on this story as it develops.
Comments
Thats not funny Stan.
Well, just not funny.
Maybe it’s because we don’t get irony.
thats not ironic, nothing there is even remotely ironic, please….where is the irony?
I have a spare pair of ladies arms, they look quite aristocratic, some fancy jewellery too, on offer on Ebay, no reserve if anyones interested
its not even a bit ‘armless fun
Ive seen funnier things on the back of penguin wrappers.
Oh dear.
It’s not supposed to be ironic, it’s supposed to be juvenile and well, it still makes me laugh.
@Gooner Chris, By the way, how long has your site been out of business?
Andy, my comment was ironic. I’m being ironic about a lack of irony.
Do keep up.
Before she had massive hands, massive. chuck her a fish !
i liked it tim, i’d still date her with no arms
@kidkle, Aye. Aye. Aye!
Tim, how about using your time and erm… talent.. on something useful, hey? Here’s one for you to figure out: The Ireland-France is played on Saturday, but Doyle’s is showing it on Sunday?! Is that a typo? How can we catch it live? You got 20 minutes….
@Sex Fabregas, Agree with SF. Even some of the other match ups are worth some Arsenal slanted opinion.
@arsesession, I get tired of writing “OH GOD PLEASE DON’T GET HURT IN A TOURNAMENT I DON’T CARE ABOUT.”
Sorry guys, nothing is going to make me truly give a crap about the National teams.
As for the France game, it’s live on Setanta sports, but what really baffles me, Alex, is that you take the time to come on here and ask me why the game isn’t being shown live at Doyle’s. Why don’t you call and talk to Russ directly?
http://www.setanta.com/US/Our-Sports/Soccer/World-Cup-Qualifiers-alt/
@Tim,
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@Cekcx Fabregas,
Hey everyone, look, Alex CAN use Google.
Why have you removed my blog (Red London)’s link from your blog roll?
@Randy Osae, I no longer read it.
@Tim, Zing.
@Xabier,
hahaha, i don’t think anyone does
That’s what happens when you drink in the Tudor Arms!
Why?
julian, im trying to keep up but youre just too clever!
so let me get this straight……the above article was not ironic, yeah? you commented that we missed the irony, right? but, actually you yourself were being ironic about a lack of irony in the article itself! right?
i think i need to re-examine the definiton of irony then, thank you for bringing this to my attention!
Sorry, but that’s a pretty poor excuse for ‘humour’.
TIM!!! You’re a bloody LEGEND! You crack me up. You responses to Goonerchris and Randy are hilarious. LMFAO!
garbage blog
She’s pretty enough that you don’t need arms.
So that’s why the goals have dried up.. We can’t expect Niklas to be banging them in two places at once
bad call
Shit blog no fans… Shit blog no fans….
Guys, give Tim a break. It’s not remotely funny of course but then he is American. Oh, wait now I’m stereotyping.
Poor excuse for a post on an other excellent blog.
cheers
*otherwise excellent blog!
Jesus, it is a little bit funny….sometimes guys you just need to take it at face value and allow yourself to enjoy something without getting all fucking PC when there is no need.
Far as I’m concerned…its all ‘armless fun. Enjoy your weekends and stop being cock-jockeys.
Much love, mwah.
G
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All these negative comments have gotten me down, I might just jump in front of a train.
/too soon?
Which one is the true photo of this person
which is the real person of the 2 photos?