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Liveblogging Arsenal v. Hull

Morning all and welcome to the Arsenal v. Hull Liveblog.

Arseblog has already tweeted the lineups and it looks like Almunia keeps his #1 shirt, Eduardo gets a start, and Walcott drops to the bench.

Arsenal: Almunia, Eboue, Vermaelen, Gallas, Silvestre, Song Billong, Denilson, Nasri, Diaby, Eduardo, Arshavin

Subs: Fabianski, Sagna, Vela, Walcott, Ramsey, Wilshere, Emmanuel-Thomas

EPL Scores

HOLY CRAP!!! Man U loses 3-0 to Fulham and Liverpoor lose the plot 2-0 against Pompey. I watched the latter and I have to say Liverpoor look very down at the moment. It’s really sad but I have to brag that I picked them as most vulnerable to drop out of the top 4 this season mostly on the back of the loss of Alonso but also because I thought Carragher looked as if he’d lost a step LAST year and this year he looks like he just needs to retire.

Kickoff

1′ — Hull start out looking for an early goal, good defense stops that.

5′ — Silvestre gives away a poor foul in a dangerous area and Hull’s free kick is dealt with by Mooney

8′ — I’ve now counted 4 long balls in to our towering 5’4″ Center Forward, really guys?

10′ — A Hull throw down the left side exposes Silvestre, again. Denilson and Song are really going to need to contain that side. Or maybe move Arshavin off to the left to keep the Hull attack in check.

13′ — As long as Hull keep the ball centrally, Arsenal are pressing well. Spell of pressure here by Arsenal as a Diaby shot is deflected back for a couple of corners.

15′ — Nasri in a great spot, shoots tamely and dealt with by the keeper. Nasri is the brightest so far for me, on the end of everything positive for us at the moment.

16′ — Stephen Hunt, who caved in Chech’s skull, intentionally crashes into Almunia and gets a talking to. How many keeper’s careers is he going to be allowed to ruin?

19′ — Cesc is shown wearing an arctic parka. It’s a departure from his normal hoody and spit sink.

20′ — We need to stop putting in high crosses and find a way to run at their defense or put in low crosses. They will deal with those high crosses all day.

22′ — Song having a poor night, his passes finding too many Hull players.

23′ — Arsenal finally stop crossing the ball and Eduardo shapes a lovely shot which is just wide.

26′ — Arsenal corner, Diaby header?

27′ — @WC, yes Rosicky is injured, again.

29′ — Eduardo makes a great run after some determined midfield play from Arsenal and is muscled off the ball by Hunt. He comes up limping a bit, fingers crossed he’s ok…

31′ — FUCK OFF CUNTS, the announcers are taking the piss out of Wenger who is complaining that McShane shoved Diaby, they change their tune a bit after they see the replay.. only to say he should be complaining about the pass, Do they do this same thing to Ferguson, I wonder?

34′ — Long ball claimed by Mooney and Stephen Hunt crashes into him, again.

38′ — “The old hand up tried to con the referee — well done.” So cheating is OK?

41′ — Song with a brave header wins a corner, which is dealt with. Bit of pressure from Arsenal.

44′ — Garcia dives after Nasri gives him a little love tap and then Stephen Hunt tries to start a fight. All kinds of stupidity there. Nari and Hunt get a yellow. This is quickly followed by Nyate picking up a yellow for standing on Vermaelen’s foot. Hull is now fully cheating and thugging up this game. I want a 6-0 win now.

48′ — FUCK YOU CUNTS. Denilson with a wonderful free kick and Arsenal now up 1-0, 5 more goals to go. Hey Wenger, why don’t you offer Phil Brown a high five?

Half time — Ugly scenes continue, Hull are moaning and pointing fingers at Arsenal players as they head into the tunnel. I’d put money that there’s at least one sending off in this match, hell there might have been one as the teams headed down the tunnel. The cock-munching Hull-loving announcers are complaining about Wenger at every moment, calling Arsenal crap at every moment, and basically showing their bias with remarks like the one above where the announcer APPLAUDS Hull cheating. Don’t turn the sound off, turn it back up, you really need to hear the absolutely hands down xenophobia on display here.

45′ — I thought I saw  yellow, was that to Denilson? Also, Hull shit  the bed and made a bunch of changes at half-time.

48′ — UGH, wonderful touch and spin by Eduardo buut his shot is dreadfully wide. He needs a goal, badly.

50′ — Diaby starting the second half bright, good to see.

53′ — Hull look broken, we need to really put the screws to them now. Crush them, crush their season, crush their club.

56′ — Steve Bennet gives a bullshit penalty and Almunia saves. FUCK YOU HULL, FUCK YOU STEVE BENNET.

59′ — EDUARDO, Arsenal finally get their perfect goal after a ton of passing in the box and it falls to Eduardo. 4 more please.

63′ — Fagan goes to ground easy again, trying to con the referee, again, and gets called for handling the ball. Isn’t that an intentional hand ball? And if so, isn’t that a yellow card? Speaking of yellow, Phil Brown is smiling so hard on the sidelines that his skin now has a yellow hue. Jaundice?

67′ — Rambo on, Nasri off, good sub, Nasri was looking a bit jaded.

71′ — Eduardo’s put in a good shift, bring on Vela before Dudu get’s a hamstring pull or something.

74′ — Or Theo, whatever. MOAR GOALS!

75′ — Silvestre with a lumbering, speculative shot, finds the side netting. Diaby’s been brilliant this second half.

77′ — Yes, it’s only a foul when an Arsenal player does it. When a Hull player clatters one of ours, or cons the ref, it’s good play.

80′ — Diaby with a great run and exchange with Arshavin get’s Arsenal’s well deserved 3rd goal. 3 MOAR PLEASE

81′ – Xabier, you heard it here first! Diaby as CF! WC, Theo still looks rusty but the whole team is trying to get him involved. Arshavin off, Vela on. Will the cult of Vela take another blow?

85′ — Good strong claim from Almunia as the crowd is in great cheer. Stick around Gunners there’s more goals tonight I guarantee.

87′ — Nathan, the only way I’d shake Phil Brown’s hand is if I spit in it first.

88′ — NOOOOOOOO, ugh, Walcott with a blown shot after a fine save from Almunia and great counter attack. THAT WAS MY 5th!

90′ — Beautiful football between Vela, Silvestre, and Rambo whose shot is just a bit high and that should have been Arsenal’s 6th. Clean sheet is what I want now.

90′ — Theo looks  lively and misses widely to end the match.

Whelp, Phil Brown got his hand-shake so I guess Hull got something out of this match, eh? Frankly it was a well deserved win and if anything the scoreline flattered Hull. Their penalty was one of the softest I’ve ever seen. Almunia was huge. Song had a rough patch to start but cleaned up. Denilson made Geovanni look second class. Diaby has a huge shout for man of the match and the young guns came on in the second half and but for their youth and profligacy Arsenal would have won 6-0 easily. The worst part, though, for me was all the conning and cheating that Hull put on out there. I’ve always hated Hull but now I hope they don’t just get relegated, but go into administration, they are a despicable pack of Fakin’ Hunts.

Tune in tomorrow for the Good, Bad, and Ugly until then it’s a good three points today.

Comments

Vote -1 Vote +1b

i do believe Silvestre could teach Clichy a thing or two about crossing…

Also nice to see Brown getting booed at every occasion

Vote -1 Vote +1WC

What the hell is that on Diaby’s face?

Vote -1 Vote +1Xabier

STOP MOTHERFUCKING CROSSING TO OUR MIDGETS! When will they learn?!

Vote -1 Vote +1WC

Is Rosicky injured? If he’s not he should be playing in Cesc’s role because that’s his natural position.

Vote -1 Vote +1ctpa

@WC, Rosicky is injured.

Vote -1 Vote +1WC

Why aren’t we shooting more!!! Nasri should have let one rip instead of trying to play in Eddie when he’s being double teamed.

Vote -1 Vote +1Xabier

These commentators are utter cock-munching Hull-lovers, the bastards.

Vote -1 Vote +1Nathan

@Xabier, I agree, I may just have to turn the sound off.

Vote -1 Vote +1Xabier

@Nathan, Already done, internet radio time for commentary

Vote -1 Vote +1ctpa

How do we let Andy Dawson run into the box uncovered?

Vote -1 Vote +1WC

We’re kind of playing like shite right now. If we play like this against Villa next week we’re going to get our asses handed to us. United dropped points and if we can’t get a win today then we’re useless.

Vote -1 Vote +1Nathan

Great effort by Song there.

Vote -1 Vote +1WC

Is it just me or do corner kicks seem like a pointless exercise for us? I mean who is really winning the headers in there?

Vote -1 Vote +1WC

Wow Hull – really? Nasri just grazed the player and he went down like he got shot from a sniper.

Vote -1 Vote +1Xabier

Send off the whole fucking Hull team. They’re a motherfucking disgrace.

Vote -1 Vote +1Xabier

@Xabier, Denil you beauty!!!!

Vote -1 Vote +1Fleetstreet

Oh stop the moaning. That’s what Wenger gets for putting together a team of seven dwarves with no heart. Not a single Englishman, eh? He has clearly lost it. The only way out of this project to nowhere is to take it with him out the door.

Vote -1 Vote +1WC

@Fleetstreet, And what exactly have the Englishmen accomplished? A World Cup over 40 years ago and since then…….??

Vote -1 Vote +1Xabier

@Fleetstreet, You are a retard Fleetstreet. A Xenophobic retard. Congrats on your shitty genes.

Vote -1 Vote +1WC

Someone is going to get sent off before the final whistle…..

Vote -1 Vote +1b

should be a fun second half now…

Vote -1 Vote +1Nathan

DENILSON!!!!!

Vote -1 Vote +1ctpa

Like I said yesterday, I’m a Denilson supporter!!!!!!!!

Vote -1 Vote +1WC

Oh… Denilson……beautiful

Vote -1 Vote +1WC

@WC, It’s about time someone took a good free kick. Without RVP we looked like crap when we got them.

Vote -1 Vote +1b

DENI YOU FUCKING LEGEND!

Vote -1 Vote +1Nathan

I love how that goal was all the fault of the keeper. No credit to Denilson from the commentators…

Vote -1 Vote +1nycgunner

when was the last time we scored directly from a free kick? the last one i can think of is away at west ham in 2007 when RVP hit a rocket

Vote -1 Vote +1ctpa

My, my, my. What will old Phil Brown have to say about sneaky Nasri ‘chopping’ down Garcia who fell like a “mighty oak”?

Vote -1 Vote +1Tim

@ctpa, Whatever he says you can rest assured that the British press will a) not call it moaning and b) turn it around and make it Wenger/Arsenal’s fault.

Vote -1 Vote +1ctpa

@Tim, Maybe they will even used the code word ‘foreign’.

Vote -1 Vote +1Nathan

Its official, Hughes is out and Mancini is in. I guess Hughes won’t be getting that handshake from Wenger he so desperately wanted.

Vote -1 Vote +1WC

@Nathan, They traded one bad manager for another – good job City. No his titles at Inter don’t make him a good manager because that league is garbage and Inter had no competition for at least 3 of those seasons.

Vote -1 Vote +1Xabier

Dudu. =O

Vote -1 Vote +1ctpa

Eduardo still missing that touch.

Vote -1 Vote +1WC

How…did….you….miss…..??

Vote -1 Vote +1WC

Who was Diaby passing to? He didn’t really expect Arshavin to get that did he?

Vote -1 Vote +1ctpa

Steve Bennet BS.

Vote -1 Vote +1Xabier

WTF Penalty???? BULLSHIT! Ref is a moron.

Vote -1 Vote +1Xabier

@Xabier, YES. Manny, saves!

Vote -1 Vote +1Xabier

@Xabier, Fagan is a dirty, diving bastard.

Vote -1 Vote +1ctpa

Thank you Almunia!!!!!!!

Vote -1 Vote +1WC

What a bullshit call in the first place

Vote -1 Vote +1Nathan

Terrible call…..THANK YOU ALMUNIA!!!

Vote -1 Vote +1Nathan

There is the goal he needed!!

Vote -1 Vote +1ctpa

Don’t need much touch for that huh Eduardo!!!!!!

Vote -1 Vote +1Xabier

YES! Dudu! Lets put this to bed. Diaby actually playing well now. =O

Vote -1 Vote +1WC

Finally Eddie – open the gates!!!

Vote -1 Vote +1Xabier

Go Eboue, smack those Hull bastards, give them a good old beating.

Vote -1 Vote +1ctpa

Let’s turn up the pressure here and finish ‘em.

Vote -1 Vote +1WC

For big burly players these Hull fellows sure hit the ground easily huh

Vote -1 Vote +1Xabier

Ref making a sub.

Vote -1 Vote +1Nathan

Tim, if only we could be so lucky…

Vote -1 Vote +1ctpa

Arshavin has to know who he playing 1-2s with. It’s Sylvestre not Clichy or Gibbs or Traore.

Vote -1 Vote +1b

@ctpa, you could tell he knew though, there was kind of smile on his face there rather than the frustration he’d have given Clichy

Vote -1 Vote +1ctpa

Ramsey on for Nasri.

Vote -1 Vote +1WC

Fagan is going to lash out at one of our players soon – I can just see it

Vote -1 Vote +1ctpa

Speedy Mendy to trouble Sylvestre.

Vote -1 Vote +1Xabier

@ctpa, He almost scored. Haha. Topsy turvy game.

Vote -1 Vote +1WC

Will Theo not look like rubbish today?

Vote -1 Vote +1Nathan

Well done Eduardo. Hopefully that goal will give him some confidence.

Vote -1 Vote +1Nathan

Diaby playing a MOTM second half!!

Vote -1 Vote +1Xabier

Diaby. Well played. He’s been immense today. Play him as CF!

Vote -1 Vote +1ctpa

Game, set, and match.

Vote -1 Vote +1WC

Well Diaby might actually be man of the match. Knowing his inconsistency he might cock up next week against Villa.