Paraguay gives us two big reasons to love the World Cup

Based on these two photos, Paraguay is the team I am rooting for for the rest of the cup.

Goalasso, indeed!

(via some dude’s twitter, via Deadspin, via teh internets.)

22 comments to Paraguay gives us two big reasons to love the World Cup

  • Vote -1 Vote +1JV Mauer

    Tim, wouldn’t that be four big reasons?

    Vote -1 Vote +1Tim Reply:

    @JV Mauer, unless she’s got some hidden “Total Recall” titties that I haven’t seen, I’m sticking with two.

    Vote -1 Vote +1jrock Reply:

    @Tim, I wish I had three hands.

    Vote -1 Vote +1JV Mauer Reply:

    @jrock, I guess my glasses need cleaning… I thought it was two different women.

  • Vote -1 Vote +1ElPrez

    God bless Paraguay…seriously.

  • Vote -1 Vote +1Yan

    LMAO, The missus just gave me the heads up. Actually she was a WAG, being O. Hobecker’s ex-GF. She’s local model/actress Larissa Riquelme. Good choice. I’d go with Leryn Franco, though, local Olympic Athlete. Back to football, we were really close to beat Italy, darn it! Im kinda being use to GK’s bloopers in my teams.

  • Vote -1 Vote +1nutcracker

    Tim, thanks a lot for that… again. I see an innocent headline at work and I click the link and what pops up on my screen. Giant knockers lol…

    Vote -1 Vote +1Tim Reply:

    @nutcracker, I’m sorry you work somewhere where the sight of a healthy, fully clothed woman, enjoying a football match is against the rules.
    :(

  • Vote -1 Vote +1smithfield

    holy smokes. she does know that the phone emits radiation no? and radiation leads to cancer?

  • Vote -1 Vote +1Laporta is a Wanker

    I want one and I want it now!

  • Vote -1 Vote +1Brahmabull

    The second one looks a bit like the chick from Modern Family. No complaints.

    The first one has the phone set on vibrate. She’s expecting Adebayor to return the call she put in to him while he was on TV yesterday.

    Vote -1 Vote +1Akash Reply:

    @Brahmabull, I think they are both the same chic (not sofia vergara )!!

    Vote -1 Vote +1Brahmabull Reply:

    I am clueless – at first glance, I thought they might be two different women. Thought the hair was different.

    I googled Larissa Riquelme… nice “assets” all around, some very nice links.

  • Vote -1 Vote +1ArseChicago

    I don’t think you could fit those through the transfer window.

  • Vote -1 Vote +1Mooney

    Light, bouncy, bigger than a handspan, moves around in the air, distractive… I advocate we replace the Jabulani with them!

  • Vote -1 Vote +1nycgunner

    Best pair of jabulanis I have seen in the world cup so far

  • Vote -1 Vote +1Sairax

    Are you trying to make up for all those sensitive souls who couldn’t handle a couple male six packs last week? ;)

  • she gets my support!

  • What a lovely pair…

    …of well-taken photographs.

  • I think that is four big reasons….

    Vote -1 Vote +1Kevin Sweeney Reply:

    @Kevin Sweeney, nevermind, apparently i made the same mistake as someone else, which makes me stupid as well as not very observant.

  • Vote -1 Vote +1Jose

    Here you have more sexy photos and a video of Larissa Riquelme http://www.thelemongroup.net/larissa-riquelme.html Enjoy! :)