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Vote -1 Vote +1YON

European Negro! LMAO!!! Funniest thing I’ve heard…. and I’m black.
oh… and my favorite…. MEXICANS FROM BRAZIL!!! LMAO!!! Ignorance in its purest form.

Vote -1 Vote +1ron

@YON, JUST CUT OFF YO ARMS!
Barrack Osama homo binladen wants the populus not to be able to use their arms. Wow! This guy is smoking high grade.

Vote -1 Vote +1dilshan

hahahaha ..this guy needs help…..was havin a borin eve till I came across this

Vote -1 Vote +1Gooner4life&beyond

Lmfao. Oh my gosh. You know, sex starts with the letter S and save does too. Is it wrong to have sex or save people? God, it starts of like a demented version of Sesame Street. Lol, oh shit. No, god did not give me 10 fingers. That was the radiation. Moron!

Mexicans from Brazil, looool.

Vote -1 Vote +1Cesc08

lol I saw this a few days ago and its funny but i checked and im pretty sure the guy is a comedian and is just playing a character

Vote -1 Vote +1Gooner4life&beyond

I was thinking about it and it occured to me that no one can be this genuinely stupid, so I came back to say something and it seems it was an actual comedian judging by some comments. Awesome stuff, everyone’s laughing so job well done. Who is this guy?

Vote -1 Vote +1Gcthegunner

Demented! OMG!
This fellow is sick!
LWKMD!

Vote -1 Vote +1goon

football … stupid moron..

Vote -1 Vote +1jaygooner

My first thought was this is a spoof, then Deliverance came to mind! God Bless America, cos if that prick is middle America and its thinking, they need help.

Vote -1 Vote +1The Law

By Odin’s beard, Tim, if even 10% of your population agree with what that moron just spouted for 6 odd minutes, America is in serious trouble!

Vote -1 Vote +1ctpa

Don’t let this guy out of his basement. The sun which starts with letter S will fry his 2 brain cells.

Vote -1 Vote +1PTangYangKipperBang

It’s obvious the man is mentally ill.

Vote -1 Vote +1Matthew Wade

Comedy Genius! Quality Spoof!

Vote -1 Vote +1ctpa

On to more serious matters.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/world_cup_2010/8802128.stm

FIFA trying to catch up with the 21th century. The referees may be “fit as butchers’ dogs” but they are old and can’t keep up with players who can do the 100 in 11 sec. They can still be deaf (to fan outrage), dumb (look up at the replay screen you idiot) and ‘blind’ when they are in the “correct” position like Espinoza claims he was and not ‘see’ a goal. A mea culpa from FIFA.

Will Barcelona have their financial house in order when the financial rules kick in. Barcelona players can win the WC and then come home to foreclosure notices.

As I have been predicting all along, Howard Webb will be the English presence at the WC final.

Vote -1 Vote +1Akash

Holy f*ckin smokes.. This guy makes Glenn Beck sound like a novice!!

Vote -1 Vote +1ArseChicago

Centre backs of the world, unite!! And come to Arsenal!!

Vote -1 Vote +1ctpa

I want Ajax (12/23 Holland team members) to beat Barcelona (9/23 Spanish team members) in the final. I like Fabregas but he’s passenger on this team. I like RVP and no one at Ajax is trying to recruit Fabregas.

The key for Holland to have a shot at winning is for Sneijder to bring his ‘A’ game and for Robben to wear Capdevila out. Heitinga has to be more alert to Villa than he was to Robinho. Finally, Van Stekelenberg cannot be waving at Alonso long shots.

Some on here have their doubts about Koscienly being the real deal. Put those doubts away. Koscienly says that Arsenal are taking a chance on him. Comforting to know. He comes in knowing that he is fighting for a place-against who? Djourou? Campbell? Vertonghen? Tasci? He wants French caps. Maybe they’ll have that French thing fixed by the time he’s ready.

Vote -1 Vote +1weedz

This esteemed gentleman holds the Chair of Psychology & Religious Studies at Yail and is embarking on a successful political career in the congress of the united `S`tates of america. I know he will do well over there.

Vote -1 Vote +1Aogfc

This is comedy genius…

Vote -1 Vote +1JV Mauer

Fab! Oh that was good… thanks Tim! “Soccer = Socialism, just look at Mexico” oh yes, that bastion of Socialism. Best healthcare plan in North America. *grin*

Vote -1 Vote +1Brian

The only stoopid people are those dumb enough to think this guy is for real!

Vote -1 Vote +1Kolo

Pretty sure this is satire. Fucking hilarious nonetheless.

Vote -1 Vote +1Kevin Sweeney

“Play soccer: going to hell. I don’t know how much more clearer I can make it.
Alright this is Billy Bob. God is Love.”
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I love rants inspired by hate that end with “God is Love”. He did have me laughing out-loud though, so at least he’s got that going.

Vote -1 Vote +1Fuzzy

“Just got it’s got a ball, don’t make it a sport!”

“Mexicans from Uraquay! Mexicans from Brazil! Playing a satanic game! It promotes Socialism!”

What a complete an utter freaking twat!

Vote -1 Vote +1Essexpieboy

Very funny – presume it is a spoof though!

Vote -1 Vote +1Dominic

Is this the dumbest man in the world, never mind America?

Vote -1 Vote +1Joeygunz

had me laughing hard at my desk, my co-workers must think i have gone mad,or mader…
this was so funny and sadly this is how allot of americans think(un-educated ones)its funny that they cant ecept a person of color has the Number 1 job in country.
and is doing it better than the last one thats for sure.
but it was not real but funny all the same

Vote -1 Vote +1Jay-Jay

Howdy.

I’m sure you get this quite frequently; I’m just starting to get my own Arsenal blog up and running, so I’m attempting to drum up a bit of support from the sites that I come across that are good.

I’d agree that I’m unabashedly whoring myself out in a cheap manner just to get readers, but if you could spare a moment to have a read or share a link I’d really appreciate it.

Thanks!

Vote -1 Vote +1Tim

@Jay-Jay, Try making comments instead of just “come read my blog.” I follow a lot of folks who comment here because they said something interesting.

Vote -1 Vote +1Chief Gooner

hey tim,
skyports.com is saying arsenal are making a move for samir handanovic. thats the guy you wanted them to get or am i mistaken?

Vote -1 Vote +1Tim

@Chief Gooner, YES! Unfortunately, if it’s on Sky Sports it’s probably wrong, they’re less reliable than Young Guns.

Vote -1 Vote +1Chief Gooner

@Tim,
ya no reliable info to go on in that article but you would hope there is something to it. we shall see. i still think it will be schwarzer because wenger wants to make sczesny number 1 in next 2-3 years

Vote -1 Vote +1Jay-Jay

Thanks for the tip – I intended to contribute anyway!

Vote -1 Vote +1Caribkid69

Since Football is a sport I guess it must be SOCIALIST too.

Although this may be a spoof, unfortunately, we do have some morons in the US who actually think like that.