Sung to the tune of Shipoopi by Merideth Wilson
Well a forward who’ll miss on the very first shot
Is not extraordinary.
And a forward who’ll miss on the second time out
Is anything but scary.
But a forward who scores on his very first shot,
Head in the clouds, feet on the ground!
He’s the guy that Arsene’s found–
he’s our Po-dol-ski!
The boy just finds the net
And he will win your bet
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