He’s six foot three and solid bod
Wins all the headers with just a nod
Gooners welcome with open arms
Olivier Giroud
On winter nights, he wears no snood
bashing orcs, glistening nude
Stokies will tremble at the name
Olivier Giroud
Yet for France he played nigh zero
and we learned one thing in 2012′s Euro
Nasri is an angry boy, unlike
Olivier Giroud
There’s just one more task he could do
impart some wisdom on the press crew
and teach them how to pronounce his name,
It’s…
Olivier Giroud
I Need A Giroud
Where have all the Bergkamps gone
And where are all the Gods?
Where’s the street-wise Henry Now
To fight the rising odds?
Isn’t there a wright wright upon a fiery wright?
Late at night I toss and I turn
And I dream of what I need
I need a Giroud, I’m holding out for a Giroud
‘Til the end of the night
He’s gotta be strong
And he’s gotta be fast
And he’s gotta be french and not shite
I need a Giroud, I’m holding out for a Giroud
‘Til the morning light
He’s gotta be sure
And it’s gotta be soon
And he’s gotta be better than Park
(better than Chamakh)
Someone after Bentdner
In my wildest fantasy
Someone who can take assists
And Score some goals for me
Racing through the centre
And rising with the heat
It’s gonna take a frenchman
To sweep me off my feet
Chorus
Up where the manchesters and the mug smashers meet
Out where the frightning stoke players be
I could swear that there’s someone not chamakh is watching after me
Through the wind and the chill and the rain
A newcastle summers day
I can feel his approach like a fire in my blood
We are all a little infatuated with O.G. right now aren’t we? I know Original Gangsta is not really Arsenal’s image but I’d love to see him strike down an Orc or two
Finally, some poetry for Giroud. Thanks, Tim.
Based on my compulsory French courses in Canada, I believe “Jee-Roo” is exactly how it’s pronounced. Mind you, I skipped class a lot.
Tim, you ain’t ‘alf a clever sod. Or is it “soud”…
Happy Birthday to fellow 7am’er Shard!