Thierry Henry retires from football and signs for the MLS

I’ve some very, very sad news to report: Thierry Henry has retired from football and will spend the remaining days of his career getting paid to advertise Red Bull. Yes, yes, I know, officially he will be playing in front of people and there will be a football involved, but he is no longer a footballer [...]

EXCLUSIVE: Adebayor obsessed with Arsenal

Dateline Tuesday, November 17th, 2009 Tacoma, Washington. I just spent the last 20 minutes watching various Emmanuel Adebayor goal celebrations on YouTube with Boots Randolph’s’ Yakety Saks playing in the background.

Seriously, try it; fire up this song, then open this dance compilation but mute the sound. SEE! Now, if someone has video editing capability, I would [...]

Ade officially out — post your memories here

Sorry about the late post today, but I was working on a different article and chose to scrap it because the dot com announced today that Ade has officially signed for City. So, instead of some self-important BS or pointless transfer rumoring I have decided to invite everyone to post their favorite memory of Adebayor as [...]