Wealthy man shocks world: admits he is in business for the money

Beware of whores who say they don’t want money.
The hell they don’t.
What they mean is they want more money.
Much more.

William S. Burroughs — Words of Advice for Young People

Frankly, this hardly merits discussion but I’ll just put this out there: Arsenal are a business and Stan Kroenke is a businessman. Stan Kroenke took a look at [...]

Rooney Twitter Grossout, Leaving Denilson Behind, and the Board is Steedy

I woke up this morning and vomited and either it’s the stress at work or I ate some dodgy tacos last night. Or maybe it was the memory of this picture of Wayne Rooney shaving the number 19 into his chest that went around Twitter the last few days.

Remember back in 1983 when Nicholas Cage shaved [...]

Fiszman passes the torch to Kroenke

If you’ve ever been to Wembley you’ll know that it is no place for a football club. It’s a great place to build a stadium that is relatively accessible and the venue is up there among the best as far as seating, visibility, and all that but while it’s a great place for a stadium it’s [...]