Best and worst possible outcomes for the season ahead

This morning, prior to making the trip up to Newcastle, Arsene Wenger held what was arguably the strangest press conference I have seen in the last five years and it left me wondering ‘what the hell is going on?’

The presser started with a number of softball questions posed by the guy who works for Arsenal and [...]

The five stages of breaking up with Cesc

Denial — “Cesc is not leaving, I haven’t heard anything on the dot com so it can’t be true. Besides, Arsene Wenger wouldn’t let both Cesc and Nasri leave in the same Summer and it makes much more sense to keep Cesc for one more year, even if he’s unhappy, and sell Nasri to [...]

Cain and unable

Cain and Abel

Do you know how many stories have been inspired by just a few paragraphs in the Christian Bible? Lots. Let me tell you!

I was sitting here thinking of a retelling of the Cain and Abel story except with Cesc and Nasri as the two brothers but I couldn’t quite get my head around it.

The [...]