Internationals You So Crazy plus a transfer roundup

I want YOU to play for Ghana!* (Offer applies to people born in Ghana, people of Ghanaian decent don't know the value)

I present the curious case of a man born in Germany, of German and Ghanaian parents, who played for Germany at every level under 21, rejected a chance to play for Ghana in the 2006 World Cup, then switched to the Ghana national team for the 2010 World Cup*, and 18 months later has taken the [...]

In which I suggest an age limit for international football

What is this Walcottery?

Poppy boots.

Theo Walcott has had poppies sewn into his boots. I’m sure this comes from a place of genuine respect and like I have said before people are free to express themselves on this issue however they want.

I wouldn’t be at all surprised if there was an explosion in the number of poppy tattoos… oh wait. [...]

Top five ways to avoid international duty

Image used for editorial purposes. e.g. showing what a huge prick Wayne Rooney is.

#5 Suck

This is the ultimate catch 22. On the one hand if you suck, then your national team won’t pick you and that means you don’t get pointlessly mauled by some Italian in a “friendly.” On the other hand, if you have [...]