Chamakh signs, needs haircut badly

The dot com has released video of our new number 29, Marouane Chamakh, and all I can say about the signing is good gods man, cut that mullet.

The good news is that this signing will now distract us from all that talk about whats-his-name signing for those people in that other league. See, I already forgot. [...]

2010 transfer window opens, yay

There’s really not much really going on. The usual “Cesc is contemplating Barca move” story which are lapped up by the Arsene haters are circulating today.While the more enterprising writers are digging deep in to the well for what they think is an “unusual” story like “Robert Green coming to Arsenal.”

I used to hate the transfer [...]

Chamakh and Arsenal just holding hands, refuse to go steady + Arshavin rebuttal and other transfer ‘news’

The world’s longest courtship has nearly been consummated as Marouane Chamakh revealed today that he is publicly holding hands with Arsenal, though he’s still got 11 days to decide if he wants to go steady.

It is something amazing. There were approaches from Liverpool, Tottenham and crazy offers from Russia that were much bigger than those from [...]