How to scout for young talent: Batshuayi, Dembele, Lukaku

Yesterday it was revealed that West Ham offered Marseille £31.5m for Michy Batshuayi. Batshuayi is already 22 years old and will be 23 in October (Libra). He has played just 12,623 minutes of football and scored 78 goals in his career bringing his total to a goal every 168 minutes. In terms of cost per goal, West Ham has offered £400k per goal that Batshuayi has scored in his life.

Applying that same logic to Romelu Lukaku, who is also 22 and will be 23 in a few days (Taurus), we see that Lukaku has already scored 126 goals in his professional career. He has scored more because he has been played more, 20,394 minutes already. His rate of scoring goals is actually similar to Batshuayi, a goal every 162 minutes. But going by the £400k per goal formula, we get a price of £51m.

These prices are too expensive for Arsene Wenger and Arsenal. So, we need a method of scouting for players who are just under 21 and ready to break out and have a great career. Here, I invented one.

Step 1. Go to
Step 2. Click on “statistics”
Step 3. Scroll down to the player stats and click on the “detailed” tab
Step 4. In the age field select “less than” and put “22″ also in the appearances tab select “more than” and put “10″
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Step 5. Offer Osmane Dembele’s agent whatever they ask for

Obviously I’m not being serious but I’m going to continue anyway.

Dembele has scored 12 goals this season and is the highest ranked U21 player in the WhoScored system. That ranking is heavily weighted toward dribbles and he is an excellent dribbler completing 71% of 145 dribbles this season.

Anthony Martial has tried more dribbles than any other U21 player, 176 (81 successful), but just below him is Schalke’s attacking midfielder Leroy Sane. Sane is 20 years old and already has 7 goals and 6 assists.

If you’re just looking for the next forward, I would suggest looking at goals. Sanabria is a classic CF — he doesn’t offer much other than goals. He has 11. Mitrovic surprises me every time I see that he’s 21 years old. It also surprises me that he has 8 goals this season. Here’s a weird fact: last season when Lukaku was 21 years old, he scored 8 goals… In the Europa League. He scored 20 goals in all competitions for Everton last year. 25 this year. I also recently did some graphs on players reaching their peak. Lots of players have a single peak and that lasts like three seasons and then they fall off. It seems to happen young for British players (Owen, Fowler, etc). But there are a few rare players who hit a peak and stay there for years (Henry, etc.). Also there are players like Drogba who really only had two or three great seasons and somehow people think they are the best of all time. They aren’t.

For center backs, I think Jonathan Tah is going to be a name you hear a lot. He plays for Bayer Leverkusen, is 6’4″ tall and weighs 215lbs. He is a decent passer, wins 69% of his aerial duels, and (this is important for an Arsenal CB) he leads the U22 group in interceptions.

There’s a young Syrian kid named Mahmoud Dahoud who plays next to Granit Xhaka for Borussia MG. Five goals and 8 assists this season, decent passer (84%), decent dribbler (55%), will probably get picked up in the next year or so if he can improve his long passing, turnovers, and dribbling.

Lyon have continued their tradition of pumping out killer C(D)Ms with Corentin Tolisso the latest. He’s a 21 year old Frenchman who completes 72% of his long passes. That’s a fantastic rate for a young player. He’s also a 71% tackler and 85% passer. 6 assists already this season, 1 from a through ball!

Arsenal already have the best U22 right back in football, Hector Bellerin. The highest rated left back is Benjamin Mendy. He plays for Marseilles and he’s a 73% dribbler, which is outstanding even if he is dribbling in France (Bellerin is 70%). Mendy creates 1.3 key passes per game and is a 43% accurate crosser (Bellerin is 35% accurate, which is still good).

The real story here is the transfer prices for these young players. Batshuayi at £31.5m is just £11m less than Arsenal paid for Mesut Özil — the best playmaker in the world. Man U paid £60m (or will pay that much) for Anthony Martial, £18m more than Özil and just £5m less than Barcelona paid for Luis Suarez. The Premier League is awash with money from the new television deals and they are starting to look for players who will be with their teams for 5+ years. And so they are turning to ever younger players in search of the best deal they can get.


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Worst Champions League Semi-Final Ever

When you think of the Champions League what do you imagine? If you’re like me, you think of passionate matches well fought with players who do things with the ball that no one has ever seen before. Or maybe you’re a football hipster and you like to see a tactical battle between two great football minds on opposite ends of the spectrum, waging the never-ending war between the light and dark aspects of the game. Or maybe you just tune in for even a single moment of brilliance, like Thierry Henry’s goal at the Bernabeu, a mazy run where he ditches half of the opposition, leaving them in the dirt as he drives straight at the heart of the defense and scores one of the biggest goals of his career. The Champions League is supposed to be magical like that.

The Man City, Real Madrid tie had none of that. The most interesting moment over the 180 minutes was a toss up between wondering whether Zidane would split his pants and what exactly was going on with Sergio Ramos’ awful haircut.

The stage was set, lavishly set. These are two of the wealthiest clubs in world football. Real Madrid paid £85m for Gareth Bale alone and on top of him, they have the world’s orangest footballer, Cristiano Ronaldo — holder of multiple records and personal accolades, man who has “scored more Champions League goals than Arsenal”, and whose perfect little chicklet teeth peek out from his awful rat-face whenever he smiles. I’m not a fan.

And on the other side, Man City: they have the world’s best striker in Kun Aguero; one of the world’s best creative midfielders in Kevin de Bruyne; and not to be sold short in the “grossly overpaid for British footballers” sweepstakes Man City stumped up £49m for 12th man Raheem Sterling.

Let’s just get the details of the game out of the way now. It was dull. Worse than dull, it was tedious. Man City did a lot of tackles. They didn’t make a lot, they did a lot. Almost 90 tackles attempted in the two legs and 48 times they were dribbled. Man City is the most dribbled team in the Premier League and they have continued that ignominious trend here in the Champions League.

City’s problem is that they have one of the worst defensive midfielders in the game: Fernandinho. Over the two legs he was dribbled 9 times. But even worse than their central midfield pairing, which has more holes than Swiss Cheese, they try to press from the top and their forwards are simply awful tacklers. De Bruyne attempted 8 tackles in the two legs and was dribbled 8 times. These weren’t just tackles in high positions either, this was all over the pitch. When de Bruyne goes for a tackle you can rest assured that he’s going to fail. Navas was slightly better, he made 3 of the 10 tackles he attempted in both games.

Man City are one of the worst tackling teams I’ve ever seen. I don’t mean in the vicious way, I mean in the disorganized way that teams get when their manager doesn’t seem to have a plan for defense and the result is a team constantly pulled out of shape and attempting to recover with poor tackles. Pundits like to talk about the importance of Vincent Kompany at Man City and there is a good reason for that: he’s their best tackler at 90%. He saves the team as they run around tackling like Bambi on ice skates.

But defensive woes would be forgiven if Man City had an attacking plan. Did they have a plan? 180 minutes, nine total shots, two shots on target, and the leading passer is fullback Gael Clichy? Someone said to me that maybe their plan was to get a late away goal and steal the game on the away goals rule. Maybe that was the plan? Because they did create two shots in the last 10 minutes of the second leg, both were shots from outside the 18 yard box and one of them was lucky to be considered a shot and not an errant free kick.

On the other side of the pitch you might imagine a Real Madrid team licking its chops to play against a Man City side this awful. But Zidane is not a real manager, folks. At least not on the evidence of the performances so far. His plan in this tie was to turn Real Madrid into a threat from corners. Corners.

Over the two legs, Real Madrid were the more attacking of the two teams and created 11 chances right in front of goal. Seven of those eleven were from corners. They only had 11 corners over the 180 minutes and created 7 shots off those 11 corners, which is a great percentage and shows that it’s something they have been working on in practice but it’s not high percentage football. Real Madrid’s game plan seemed to be to march the ball down the pitch, kick it off a Man City player, win a corner, and then get set for their best chance of the game. It’s not a surprise that they scored 0 goals over the two legs and only progressed thanks to an own goal — which was deflected in off a failed tackle/block.

Notice that I haven’t even complained about having to watch Cristiano Ronaldo flail his arms in disgust for 90 minutes when he isn’t spoon fed the perfect ball every 10 seconds. Or watching as Gareth Bale dribbles into a blind corner time and again — against the worst tackling team ever assembled, Bale only completed 10/22 attempted dribbles and lost possession more than any other Real Madrid player (11 times over 180 minutes). Those things are to be expected. Those are givens.

What isn’t a given is that two of the most well endowed teams in all of sport would put together such a limp performance. Perhaps I’m being harsh. Perhaps the semi-final between Bayern Munich and Atletico Madrid was such a tense tactical battle with so many personal moments of brilliance that my expectation levels were artificially elevated. But if Real Madrid think they are going to win the Champions League with another performance like the ones they just put in, I expect Atletico Madrid to win the title easily.



Pep gets the better of Simeone and still loses

“Over the 180 minutes we showed the work of three years.” – Diego Simeone after his side beat Bayern Munich

There is a misconception that Atletico Madrid’s style of football is easy. That all they do is “park the bus” and that they play anti-football. This line of reasoning goes so far as to say that if they should win the Champions League they will be the least worthy winners since Chelsea in 2012.

But what Simeone has done with Atletico isn’t just something a caretaker manager, like Roberto di Matteo, could do. You couldn’t take Simeone and throw him into a team like Arsenal and expect that they would suddenly play Simeone style football overnight. His style of defending requires work, teamwork, coordination, knowing when to press, how to press as a unit, when to sit back, how to create false spaces to lure the opposition into so that he can close the bag on them, win the ball back and then hit the opposition on the counter. And those counter attacks aren’t simply playing long balls into space either.

Like it or not, Simeone’s Atletico are not just playing 15th century football. It’s not just Allardycian destruction. It’s more than just Mourinho’s bus parking. This is a much more orchestrated style of football and as he says, it takes years to perfect.

Pep Guardiola’s Bayern Munich is a much different beast. For Pep, the architect, football is about building. People often mistake this for “passing sideways” but Pep’s Bayern patiently build up play in order to both create chances for his team and in order to limit vulnerability in case of the counter attack. His team’s pass with purpose, moving the ball into positions that allows them to move bodies into positions that will best protect the team against the inevitable counter.

In the attack phase what Pep saw in this match was an opportunity to get the ball into the channels and switch play to a runner in the opposite channel. This happened both from a direct diagonal pass and from flicked on diagonal passes.

Bayern created the first big chance of the game when Douglas Costa floated in a ball for Thomas Muller. Muller had made a lovely little run across the back line of Atleti and when the ball fell to his feet, he cushioned nicely for Lewandowski. But Atletico’s keeper, Jan Oblak, was keen to the play and smothered Lewa’s shot from point blank range.

Bayern’s plan was working and Atletico were rocking. Bayern took 12 shots in the first 30 minutes, with 5 of those shots directly in front of goal or in the six yard box. For Pep, the build up play was working, and for Simeone his orchestrated defense was failing.

Oblak was called upon a few minutes later when Franck Ribery’s long-range bomb dipped and wobbled in front of him. Oblak palmed the ball down and Lewandowski was there again to pick up the pieces and once again Oblak did enough to put Lewa off his shot.

But it took a bit of luck for Bayern to get their first goal. A clear foul outside the box by Gimenez gifted a free kick in a dangerous position. Atleti set the wall but Bayern infiltrated the wall and created enough space to cause confusion. When Xabi Alonso shot the ball it went through Gimenez’ legs and Oblak was left stumbling.

A minute later Gimenez triple-compounded his error by blocking Javi Martinez on a corner kick and conceding a penalty. Up stepped Muller to take the penalty and this should have been the moment that won Bayern the match, but Muller looked indecisive and stuttered in the run up before kicking the ball right at the keeper.

The cameras cut to Pep. His cold brown eyes told the story. He knew that was the moment that changed the game. Bayern needed that goal to force Atletico out of their shell.

The second half started the same as the first with Bayern trying to build slowly through their 15 pass plan. But as happens with plans and people, and just like with Atletico and Gimenez, a Bayern player makes a mistake and opens space for a simple Atletico counter attack:

Here, Boateng tries to make a long entry pass and then tries to win the ball back which gifts Atleti a goal. Pep’s plan is to move the ball slowly so as not to have a huge hole in the middle of the park which creates a vulnerability in the counter. Once Boateng is out of position, Griezmann reacts quickest, passing the ball and making a simple run. Torres rewards the Frenchman and he’s through on goal thanks to Alaba trying to play offside. It may look like Alaba is to blame and some may wonder where the DM is in this play but it’s a structural failure with the whole team which was started by Boateng’s impatient pass.

Bayern didn’t quit and scored a second goal, which set up the grand-stand finish. The second was created from Bayern playing basic attacking football. A cross from wide into a midfield runner (Vidal) who probably could have shot but nodded down for Lewandowski to finish instead. For all the patient build up play and excellent tactical trickery Pep used to pull Atletico out of shape, it was an old-fashioned cross that scored the second.

But Atletico still had the tie in hand and Bayern needed a third, thanks to the away goal rule. And as Bayern played ever more on the front foot to get a third goal, the game started to open up and Atletico hit with just a quick one-two. This time it was through Torres and his dribble past Lahm. Martinez slid in to foul and thought he had taken the forward down outside the box but the referee signaled for a penalty.

With Griezmann off the pitch Torres stepped up and hit a weak penalty. Neuer saved easily.

It didn’t matter anyway. At full time, Atletico dug deep and gutted out the win. Oblak denied one final shot, a deflected long-range effort that he saw at the last possible second.

As organized as Atletico were, I felt that Pep Guardiola actually got the better of the two in this match. His team opened Atletico up time and again by pulling them out of shape and exploiting switches. In fact, that match is a blueprint of how Man City will play against teams who try to play counter attacking football next season. In the end it wasn’t the tactic that failed but rather the penalty miss combined with Boateng’s impatience which undid all of the work Pep and Bayern did to get to this stage.