Injury update and Meetups

Now that I’ve gotten my Chelsea hatred off my chest I can focus in on some squad news.

First, a huge blow as Bacary Sanga has been officially ruled out of tomorrow’s match. I held off reporting this until I could have it confirmed as I don’t want to instill panic, but now that the is reporting it, it must be true. Feel free to start panicking.

Wenger says the right thing here when he points out that what Arsenal lack in numbers they make up for in quality.

I must say that we are now short in numbers but in quality we are still strong and Gibbs has shown that. But he has as well some fitness problems which we have to assess tomorrow. He did have a little test today but not a very strong one.  We are now short because we many players out at the back. When you consider that Gallas, Djourou and Clichy together, and Almunia, are all out, that’s a lot in the defensive part of our squad.

Gibbs is having a late fitness test tomorrow and his fitness will basically decide the back 4. Will it be Big Head, Toure, Eboue and Gibbs? Or will it be Song, Toure, Eboue and Big Head? I guess we’ll know tomorrow. Either way, it’s funny to be a Gunner hoping that a former Man U player has the game of his life in our shirt. He’s a Gooner now, I suppose, so COME ON YOU SILVESTRE!

As for Clichy, again, don’t panic, because there’s only one news source on this, but it’s being reported by Arseblog and one other place that Clichy suffered a stress fracture in his back and won’t be back for at least 3 weeks. This news, if true, is tremendously sad and I am hoping for a speedy recovery for our first choice left-wing-back.

The rest of the squad you already know about. Arshavin is excited to meet his national team coach and Fabianski turns 24 tomorrow. Happy birthday Lucas, I hope you have a cracker!

Finally, if you’re in town, you can come on down to Doyle’s and catch the match. Kickoff is 9am (PST) and we could use all the Gooners in Tacoma to drown out that one annoying Chelsea supporter. You all know who I’m talking about because she screams “COME ON YOU BLUES!!” and “I LOVE YOU JT!!” all fucking match.

Alex and I are trying to come up with a song to sing to her if Arsenal win. Post suggestions below.

That’s it, see you tomorrow!

FA Cup Semi-Final; Red's Revenge

I hate Chelsea and I’ve hated Chelsea as long as I can remember.

I know that Gooners are supposed to hate Tottenham and I do get this sort of visceral reaction to Tottenham when we have to play them but with Chelsea it’s a pretty active hatred. I know it’s strange but it’s simply a function of when I came in to the game. When I first started watching, Arsenal were top of the world and Chelsea were in their place: a scrappy little club that never won anything.

One day, some filthy billionaire scumbag decided that he wanted to create a live-action video game team full of the most hideous cunts and superstars. Money was no object, Roman simply parked his T-84 in South London and started firing stacks of £50 notes into the waiting arms of anyone who would take them.

That Chelsea cash unsettled the premiership in a way that will ripple out for decades. But while he was spending freely it was insanely frustrating to be a Gooner. Any time Arsenal were linked to a player (Drogba, Essien, Shawn Wright-Phillips, etc) Chelsea came in with a bid of 10 times what Arsenal bid, then they offered the player a contract that no team living within their means could ever offer and, of course, the player was off to Chelsea.

When that didn’t work, when they couldn’t prise the player away from the team legally, they’d fucking tap them up: illegally unsettling Arsenal players by offering them huge contracts.

I tried to get over it. After all, that won’t last forever, Roman’s money is running out, Chelsea are in debt to their owner to the tune of nearly a billion dollars AND they have won exactly the same number of trophies that Arsenal have won over the last two years: 0.

But I still can’t get over some things. Like the Carling Cup final.

The Carling Cup final was supposed to be the moment that Arsenal’s youth policy trumped Chelsea’s buy everything policy. Theo Walcott scored his first ever Arsenal goal

And Abou Diaby nearly took John Terry’s head clean off

It should have been a perfect game, a perfect day, the perfect end to those youngster’s cup run. But Chelsea knew a trick or two, they knew that if there was any argy-bargy that Arsenal’s youth would play against them, and Chelsea’s English-ness would count in their favor. So, they send Obi wan Mikel in to kick up the midfield and when he kicked Toure one too many times, Toure lost his mind and kicked back. In the ensuing imbroglio Howard Webb sent off two Arsenal players (Adebayor! His favorite Arsenal player to send off) and one Chelsea player.

It shouldn’t have ended like that, but that’s Chelsea and that’s why I hate them. And that’s why tomorrow might not be a revenge mission for Cesc Fabregas but it will feel like revenge if we beat them, for me.

Because of all the teams in the Premier League, I love beating Chelsea. I love beating them and forcing their soulless owner to go out and pay £50m for David Villa so that he can keep his fantasy football team going.

Come on you GUNNERS!

Arsenal 3-0 Villareal (4-1 agg); The Good, Bad, and Offside

Match Reports

ESPNSoccernet: Young Gunner’s progress pleases Wenger Arsenal outplay Villarreal to reach last four date with Manchester United

Match Video

You could go to the or you could just go to the Telegraph, where they have embedded an video. Hmmm….

The Arsenalist’s videos are, in all likelihood, illegal: I was harassed for taking pictures, with my own camera, at the game and videos are routinely taken down off YouTube for violation of copyright. I mean, there’s a reason his videos are named “aujaoijduiue” and “wownnbdy”. If he put “Walcott goal Champions League, Arsenal v. Villareal” the video would be yanked and his account suspended faster than you can type “wownnbdy.”

I’m not saying anything you all didn’t know. What’s pissing me off is that the Arsenalist was a neat little secret place to see the videos without too many pop ups or advertisements and the Telegraph very well may have ruined that for all of us. The Telegraph had to know that the Arsenalist isn’t paying for the right to show these videos and they also had to know that putting that video up there just essentially exposed him.

We’ll have to see what the fallout is but I’d be surprised if he isn’t hit with a cease and desist. Enjoy his videos while you can.

Dance of the Match

Dance of the match goes to Arsene Wenger (video above) who’s jig was obviously a spontaneous release of emotion. After 7 months of criticism from reporters, fans, and bloggers about how the team isn’t good enough and they should buy SennaDavidVillaAnyoneBecauseTheyWillNeverWinAnythingAndArseneWengerShouldBeFired it’s no surprise to see Wenger’s spontaneous expression of joy. It was almost a f*ck you to all the critics. Like “here’s this team you said wasn’t good enough and they are in the top four and they have made it to the Champions League Semi final, ding diddle ding ding ding ding ding, fuck you!”

Man of the Match

Theo Walcott; his pace was electric, his finishing superb, his crosses were magnificent, and he’s English which gets him bonus points. Two goals now in two games and there is no doubt that Theo is back to 100%.

The Good

Arsenal have defied nearly everyone to get to the semi-final of both the FA Cup and the Champions League. You will, no doubt, hear about how they will never beat Man U in the next round, or how Saturday against Chelsea is going to go to the Blues but I’m not having it. Arsenal beat a Champions League quarter final team decisively. Villareal are not chumps. This isn’t a home win against Wigan. This is a 3-0 win against one of the best teams in Europe and anyone who says anything less is talking shite.

The best part is that Arsenal have been undefeated, in every competition, since the 2-0 loss to Porto back in December: that’s 25 matches on the trot and yes, I count the second leg against Roma as a win, we won on penalties. Digging a bit deeper, we can see that since November we’ve beaten teams like Chelsea (at Stamford Bridge), Villareal, and Roma and if you go back to the start of the season, Arsenal have beaten Man U and Everton. And digging deeper still, Arsenal have two of the top scorers in the EPL (Adebayor — 10 and RvP — 9) and three of the best set up men in the league (RvP — 9, Cesc –7 and Denilson — 7) so again, anyone who says we are lucky or don’t deserve to be where we are is talking shite.

Last night was a decisive victory, the kind of complete win that should serve us well when we face Chelsea, who are leaking goals at the moment, on Saturday. Win or lose, we should all know that the days of 0-0 draws to Sunderland are over and can bank on the fact that Arsenal are going to put in a hell of a performance. One last bit about this 25 game run. Arsenal have accomplished this while carrying a team with some of the most devastating injuries I’ve ever seen any team suffer. The work they have put in to cover for that is simply amazing and the whole team deserves kudos; that’s the sign of a really good team when you’re able to overcome adversity by banding together.

I also want to single out two players; Alex Song and Robert Pires. First, I cannot say enough good things about Song at the moment. To illustrate how far he’s come, let me contrast with the Sunderland game again. Against Sunderland, he just looked lost and disinterested. In that game he looked more likely to pass the ball sideways, and less likely to track back and harass the Sunderland midfield. But against Villareal and others recently, he’s vastly improved his forward vision and is picking out forward passes that are finding teammates.And more importantly he’s tracking back, harassing the attackers, and playing his role as holding midfielder pretty much perfectly.  He’s even dribbled in and scored a goal! I don’t know what Wenger did (belief alone is not enough) but Song has gone from a player who I said should be plying his trade at Charlton to first choice defensive midfielder in my mind. Hell, the only reason he didn’t get man of the match was because Theo is English — just kidding, Theo was just slightly more vital, but it was REALLY close.

Robert Pires: thank you. At the end of the match he exchanged shirts with Kieran Gibbs and I just think that shows how classy he is. In an age when older footballers look down at giving their shirts to 19 year olds who are just getting a taste of Champions League football, he gladly exchanged shirts with Gibbs.Not only that but he stuck around, got an earful of praise from the crowd and  has said some really wonderful things about this Arsenal team being nearly at the same level as the invicibles (the press tried to paint it as criticism, the c*nts, but we all know Le Bob loves Arsenal.)

They can go far. This is a big team full of potential, speed, freshness and youth. What I hope is that they reach the final and win it. I’m still a fan of this team, who play the type of football that I love.

And we love you too Bobby!

The Bad

Gibbs has come out of the clash with a “groin problem” and is now a doubt for Saturday’s clash with Chelsea. With Sagna recovering from a virus, Gallas out with the knee, Clichy out with a bad back, and Djourou out with a knee, the boss isn’t really in trouble because his selection is pretty much made for him. If Gibbs goes down and Sagna stays out there’s no choice but to play Song in the middle and Big Head out on the left.

Also, could we stop doing the chicken dance? I know that Eboue started it, and yesterday it was funny, but no more please. Thanks!

The Ugly

Adebayor seriously needs to stop being offside. Seriously. It makes me wonder if he isn’t retarded? ESPN is saying the team only had 6 offsides but I think he had 7 or 8. It was so bad yesterday that I actually said to Alex that the ref will probably flag him for offside during a throw in, just because.

What’s most frustrating about him being continually offside is that he was faster than all of the Villareal defenders, he doesn’t need to be offside to have an advantage, he IS the advantage!



If you want to see some madness, check out the fixture list. In the next month, Arsenal play Manchester United three times (twice away), Chelsea twice, and Liverpool away. Throw in a game against ‘Boro and Pompey and Arsenal will play 2 times a week for the next 4 weeks — against the best teams in the world. A win on Saturday will set us up with an FA Cup final against either Everton or United. If it’s United, we’ll have the priviledge of facing them 4 times in a month and potentially re-stoking the old Arsenal-ManU rivalry.

It’s the craziest time of the craziest season I have ever witnessed. Hell, Arsenal actually still have a chance to win the leagu, that’s how crazy this season is!

It’s no surprise that it’s going to be a crazy ass finish.

Hang on to your hats!