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Bang a Gong (Gonalons)

I will make no bones about it, I think Arsenal need to strengthen the spine of the team. I have called for Arsenal to buy a keeper for a year and a half, for Arsenal to buy a defensive midfielder for five years, and while I haven’t been on the center forward bandwagon as of late, if Arsenal were to buy a top quality center forward I wouldn’t complain.

The keeper comment will get me in trouble, I know, because it’s unpopular to say anything negative about Wojciech Szczesny. The way I have phrased this in the past is that Szczesny needs a legitimate backup. Someone like Mark Schwarzer of three years ago who can back him up and take over if needed but who isn’t in direct competition for the long-term. I’m going to be more direct: Szczesny needs competition.

There are better keepers out there, like Simon Mignolet. And if Arsenal bought Mignolet and Szczesny can’t beat Mignolet for the starting spot right now then he we have to question whether Szczesny deserves to be starting right now? I’m sorry but if we saw Almunia flapping at crosses the way Szczesny has been the last few weeks, or parrying shots back to the middle the way he has the last few weeks, there would be riots in the streets of Islington.

Maybe Szczesny is just going through a bad patch, I’m not sure. Maybe he will be a great goalkeeper one day, I’m not sure. I am, however, pretty sure that he’s not a great goalkeeper right now. His one saving grace, his supposed “presence”, has gone missing and I happen to believe that he needs someone to push him to get that back. Vito Mannone is not that someone. Nor is Fabianski if he ever gets healthy again.

In front of Szczesny it would be nice if Arsenal could stop tooling around with undersized midfielders and get someone of the stature and power of Patrick Vieira or Emmanuel Petit back into this team. I have made no secret that Vieira is my favorite player. Of course, Henry played the beautiful game, but it was Vieira who could pick out a pass as beautifully as Cesc Fabregas in one moment and stand up to a thug like Roy Keane in the very next.

Vieira often gets a bad rap as a destroyer but as Gunnerblog points out in his tribute to the man he was so much more: he was so much more that Arsene has to use three midfielders now to do what Vieira and Petit used to accomplish as two.

There are players out there who do what Vieira used to do, big, muscular players who don’t shy away from a tackle, who get their head in on challenges, who understand basic defending, and who can switch from defense to offense in a flash. Arsenal, sadly, don’t have one. Diaby is not that kind of player because let’s face it, he’d rather be playing in Cazorla’s position than Mertesacker’s. Arteta (bless him) is one of the best passers in the world right now but he lacks the physical presence of Vieira.

Wilshere could be that player. He would stand up to Roy Keane, no doubt. He also has that silky smooth dribble and the natural inclination to go forward that made Vieira more than just a defensive midfielder. But I think he needs someone next to him to help with the physical battles so that he’s not going it alone so often. Someone tall, who can fill in at center back when needed and who wins the aerial duels that Wilshere can’t. Someone to hunt with Wilshere in a pack, like Petit and Vieira. Wilshere could be the mini-Vieira and that would mean that Arsenal could use a bigger version of Petit — though, Petit wasn’t exactly tiny at 185cm.

Reportedly, Arsenal are scouting Maxime Gonalons tonight as Tottenham play Lyon in the Europa League. And Gonalons sort of fits the bill of the type of player that I would like to see at Arsenal. He’s 4th in Ligue Un in tackles per game (3.7) and tied for 7th in interceptions (3.1). He’s also 8th in the Ligue in fouls (2.1) and 12th in being dribbled by opposition midfielders (1 per game). So, he’s a very active midfielder who gets stuck in to the tackle but also gets bypassed and is known to commit fouls. Where Gonalons really shines though is in his passing and especially his accuracy from distance.

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As you can see from the chart above, Gonalons is very Arteta-like in almost every stat. He’s a tidy passer, who is plenty accurate from distance (83% is very good), and keeps possession at a rate that puts him among the best. I tend to look at turnovers (which are unforced errors) as a key indicator of a player’s touch and as you can see he’s only had 17 tunovers this season. He’s also been consistently playing at this level for two years. There was a slight uptick in his long ball percent (he was 77% last season) but all the other stats have been roughly the same.

Two of Gonalons’ goals have come from headers and he is surprisingly good in the air both offensively and defensively. He has won 73% of his aerial duels and that is a better rate than anyone at Arsenal.

That said, I can build a case for Arsenal to go after Etienne Capoue instead of Gonalons. Capoue’s got more of the pure destroyer in him than Gonalons, despite the fact that Gonalons has more tackles. Capoue is a much more physically imposing midfielder, he wins a lot more headers than any other midfielder (8th in Ligue Un), has a significantly better clearance rate than Gonalons, and has only been dribbled past 10 times.

His passing numbers are not great but they are workable and he’s a real threat off set pieces and is a powerful midfielder in the counter attack. Gonalons and Capoue met earlier this year and despite Capoue having a poor passing game, he really outplayed Gonalons. The last goal in particular was, well, you watch it and tell me who this reminds you of:

Personally, I’ll take either Capoue or Gonalons. But if I have to choose I think Capoue would fit with Wilshere better. You’ll note that I also included M’Vila in my graphic. I still think M’Vila has the talent to make it at Arsenal, but I’m not sure that he has the mental strength. After falling out with the French national team he has really hit a slide. His transfer to Rubin Kazan for just about £12m was a significant discount on the £20m Arsenal were quoted this summer.

None of those players are going to be cheap. Capoue will break the Arsenal record as he is now attracting interest from PSG who want someone to play along side Blaise Matuidi now that Motta is 30 and Veratti is struggling. Gonalons is the darling of the French press right now. And a keeper like Mignolet is not going to be cheap.

But Arsenal have the money.

Qq

Transfer Market: Christmas Starts Tomorrow

For Sale

America, land of the free and the home of the 50% discount on selected items, while supplies last. Is there another country in the world where you can wake up Friday morning at 5am, hoof it down to your local Big 5 Sporting Goods store stand in line for a few hours to buy a Remington 30-06 combo pack with scope for just $299? It’s the Early Bird Special, folks, and trust Big 5 to have you shooting things from distance just in time for Christmas.

And if you find that rifle’s too bulky to fit under your trenchcoat why not stump up the extra $40 for the Ruger “Takedown”? It’s a .22 caliber semi-automatic rifle that conveniently breaks down and fits into a neat little backpack style case (case included)!

Ho ho ho.

It’s true, Americans have already started their Christmas shopping. My neighbors have their lights up, I’ve recycled 30lbs worth of mailers, and the Korean mini-mart down the street is already playing “White Christmas” on non-stop loop. But truth be told, Christmas shopping began the day after last Christmas and was only heightened by the recent deluge of advertisements for “Black Friday”.

And you know what? There may be a global economic meltdown happening right now, Spain may be bankrupt next month, but that’s not going to stop us Yanks from gearing up for the holidays. And in that time-honored American tradition of consumption for consumption’s sake I’m going to give my list of players I’d like Arsenal to buy for the holidays. It’s Arsenal’s shopping list for January, just in time for Black Friday, which if I say it takes on an entirely different meaning than when John Terry says it.

Why not? Why shouldn’t Arsenal fans be more like their consumer capitalist cousins, The Americans? We consume everything: turkey dinners, alcohol, petrochemicals, athletes, Sports teams, you name it and we’ll devour it.

And that’s why I’m particularly fond of that part of British football culture which places such a huge emphasis on buying players. Of course, not every Brit wants to buy for buying sake and not every American buys into the consumer culture but you can’t tell me that you would turn it down if Sheik Mansour bought us all a pony, or an Aguero.

And just like when I was growing up, I think we need to make a list of what we want for Christmas by perusing the Sears catalog (WhoScored.com) and hand it over to dad and mom and have them buy us stuff. It doesn’t really matter how much we need this stuff and whether it’s on a good sale or not, just buy it. Then, just like Christmas morning, when they don’t buy us what we want, we will stomp our feet and trash the living room while screaming about how they don’t love us and how we want our family back.* Then dad will get drunk and Arsenal will go on a three month losing streak.

Merry Christmas.

Theo Walcott

Sign da ting! And by “da ting” I mean, “give him what he wants!” Or don’t, I don’t know, it’s too confusing. Should I be more frugal with “my” money or should I be less parsimonious with “your” money? This would all be made easier if some billionaire would just buy us everything we want and we could stop bickering over the pennies that we add to the club’s coffers and whether or not Peter Hill-Wood is a good custodian.

The reality is that Theo Walcott is not on sale, they want full price. Not on a limited time offer. Not while supplies last. Not take an extra 20% off with the code SPEEDSTER. He’s full price. And not only that, but certain conditions do apply. £100k/wk is just the starting point for this discussion. Add in certain guarantees in the contract (which if not met activate a release clause) and you can have him. Maybe, if Liverpool haven’t already turned his head.

Anyway, dad, trust me, he will look splendid in the new Adidas kit and is a club’s marketing dream. Think “Beckham lite”: he’s not going to cause any trouble, he’s well spoken, handsome, and English. Think of the stories we can spin over a cup of hot cocoa: when he doesn’t make the English national team he will “fight hard to regain his place” only to lose to the Germans again in some heartbreaking penalty shootout. He’ll probably marry that beautiful young lady he’s been with forever in some fairtytale wedding and they will have lots of beautiful little kids. And when he’s finally too old to play football in England he will “bring football to America.”

Also he’s a decent footballer.

I know this is seems anathema to the whole “fire sale” theme that most Americans are used to around Christmas but I think you offer Theo Walcott whatever it takes to keep him. £100k/wk? That’s what you’re going to pay for just about any decent player to replace him. Let’s say you find a guy who is willing to take £50k, you’re still going to have to pay a transfer fee, agent’s fees, and probably signing bonuses. It adds up pretty quick.

So, maybe it’s a deal to pay the guy? Not so sure about those contract clauses, but hey, this is a Christmas list who cares about clauses?

Dad, buying Theo is the Christmas equivalent to a collectable Bowie Knife.

Erik Lamela

Ok, if I can’t have Walcott then I’ll take Erik Lamela from Roma. He’s Argentinian, a great dribbler, plays wide on the right, is 20 years old, already has 8 goals for a decidedly putrid Roma team, and he even tackles!* Did you know that among the top scoring forwards he is the only player along with Messi and Suarez with more than 2 successful dribbles per game?

One problem, though, Roma are in serious financial trouble but not the kind of financial trouble that, say, Malaga were in. So, while some of us might dream of getting Lamela for a song, Roma is not new to football. They would require top dollar to get hands on a player they just paid over £20m to sign.

This is the equivalent of me asking my rather poor family to buy me the Millennium Falcon play set.

Falcao

Sure, there’s Giroud, Walcott, Podolski, Arshavin and Gervinho already taking the three forward spots at Arsenal. And they are all scoring goals.  So, does Arsenal need another forward? Does the rich kid with the Millennium Falcon play set need the Hoth play set, Dagoba, and 100 Storm Troopers?** The answer is yes. YES. YEEEEEEEEEESSSSS!

So therefore, please buy me a Falcao.

Or Cavani

This would be the Christmas equivalent of buying me… oh wait I already did that.

Etienne Capoue

Do you know which players WhoScored.com ranks as the top players in France? Yes, Zlatan is number one. Sure, Anthony Le Tallec is number two. Ok, Steed Malbranque is number three. But I’m not interested in any of those guys. I want Etienne Capoue! Numero four on the French list.

Arsenal need another midfielder to backup Abou Diaby and while I know it will take some convincing to get papa to agree, I would love it if Arsenal would buy a purely defensive midfielder or at least a “more purely defensive midfielder to fit Arsenal’s mostly not really defensive setup which seems to be getting slightly more defensive while ironically relying on one of the league’s best passing midfielders to shoulder the burden of playing in that sort of most defensive role.”

And for the second year in a row Capoue is putting up impressive numbers for Toulouse. He’s 5th in headers won in Ligue Un (which is huge for a midfielder, look for another with more than 3 per game), averages 6.3 clearances a game, 2 tackles, 2 interceptions, and an amazing 2nd best 8.8 long balls per game. Oh and 2 goals and 2 assists.

The thing about Capoue that turns people off is that he’s kind of a gangly mutt of a player. He always looks awkward when he plays and his long passing technique is strange. But it works. And frankly, he will eventually find a career in the Premier League. Whether that’s with Arsenal or not is up to papa.

Capoue may actually be on sale, not sure if I’ve seen any mailers for him but there is a limited quantity (one) so we better act soon.

This is the Christmas equivalent of buying us a puppy. But with mange, because that’s all we can afford. But the question is whether a mangy puppy is better than a broken Diaby.

Thanks

Am I asking for too much, dad? Probably. But I’m an American and we always ask for more than we should, that way we are always disappointed. It’s what makes us strive for things, this constant overbearing disappointment.

Just, whatever you do, please don’t get me what you got me last year: an IOU for a week’s worth of backrubs.

At least make me something. Or get me an old, washed up goal-keeper. Geeze.

Qq

*All Argentinians can tackle. They learn it in the womb where they practice on placenta.
**I always wanted a gods damn company of Storm Troopers.