How to dive and cheat, Arsenal sign a midfielder and other mid-day distractions

By Tim, January 13th, 2010 | Tags: , , | Category: Arsenal | 14 comments - (Comments are closed)

Start with a video

Thanks to long time reader fourstar for the link to a funny video about how to cheat and dive in football:

It’s a Sign!

According to the Mirror, “Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger has signed Bolivian wonder boy Samuel Galindo.” 17 years old? Check. Precocious? Check. Cheeky transfer right under the noses of Everton? Check.

Might as [...]

Bordeaux, Your Striker is on My List

By Tim, July 31st, 2009 | Tags: , , , | Category: Arsenal | 55 comments - (Comments are closed)

My friends wonder why I call you all of the time
What can I say
I don’t feel the need to give such secrets away
You think maybe I need help, no, I know that I’m right
I’m just better off not listening to friends advice

When they insist on knowing my bliss
I tell them this
When they want to know what [...]

We’re all Arsenal Lovers Titi!

By Tim, July 24th, 2009 | Tags: , , , , , | Category: Arsenal, Injuries, transfers | 45 comments - (Comments are closed)

As if to provide an antidote to the venom spewed by former Arsenal player and one-hit-wonder Emmanuel Adebayor, Thierry Henry spoke to the press yesterday and described his abiding love for the Arsenal. The contrast between Henry’s selfless interview and Adebayor’s selfish, blame everyone, screed shows why Arsenal were correct to trade Adebayor and why, despite [...]