Thursday night, Channel 5

Stamford Bridge. A hallway near the showers.

(Cole, Lampard, Lord Mancinio, Baron Clattenburg, and Andre A Fool)

     Enter Cole and Lampard

Cole
So I says to ‘im, brov, the boys are singing “cel-er-y not sal-er-y”.

Lampard
Celery? Hang on a minute, your mate’s right. I’ve always thought the song was:

Salary Salary
If she don’t come
I’ll tickle her bum
With a lump [...]

Chelsea beat Tottenham to break mini-league wide open

Chelsea leapfrogged Arsenal in the mini-league table by taking all three points at Stamford Bridge in a controversial 2-1 win over fellow Londoners Tottenham.

Tottenham started brightly and even took the lead when Sandro collected the ball from van der Vaart and fired in a long range shot that curled impossibly past Petr Cech’s outstretched hands. It [...]

Monday’s Fiver

Good morning kickers.

Before I get into the top five stories that are boggling my mind this morning, there’s something I need to tell you: site traffic is at… an all time low!

My feedburner feed is actually at an all-time high but it looks like what happened is a combination of two things. First, Goonernews.com is now [...]