Stamford Bridge. A hallway near the showers.
(Cole, Lampard, Lord Mancinio, Baron Clattenburg, and Andre A Fool)
Enter Cole and Lampard
Cole
So I says to ‘im, brov, the boys are singing “cel-er-y not sal-er-y”.
Lampard
Celery? Hang on a minute, your mate’s right. I’ve always thought the song was:
Salary Salary
If she don’t come
I’ll tickle her bum
With a lump [...]







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