Thursday night, Channel 5

Stamford Bridge. A hallway near the showers.

(Cole, Lampard, Lord Mancinio, Baron Clattenburg, and Andre A Fool)

     Enter Cole and Lampard

Cole
So I says to ‘im, brov, the boys are singing “cel-er-y not sal-er-y”.

Lampard
Celery? Hang on a minute, your mate’s right. I’ve always thought the song was:

Salary Salary
If she don’t come
I’ll tickle her bum
With a lump [...]

Five things I learned about the Champions League last night

The guy looking over his shoulder is the press in 6 months

Defenders

Wenger took a real chance playing Santos on Tuesday is the reprise I hear from many and my gut reaction is that they are absolutely correct. As soon as I saw the lineup I felt a pang of worry though it was Vermaelen who I felt most concerned over. I suppose I should have been thinking [...]

Monday’s Fiver

Good morning kickers.

Before I get into the top five stories that are boggling my mind this morning, there’s something I need to tell you: site traffic is at… an all time low!

My feedburner feed is actually at an all-time high but it looks like what happened is a combination of two things. First, Goonernews.com is now [...]