Top five ways to avoid international duty

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#5 Suck

This is the ultimate catch 22. On the one hand if you suck, then your national team won’t pick you and that means you don’t get pointlessly mauled by some Italian in a “friendly.” On the other hand, if you have [...]

Blinding hypocrisy

It seems like Arsenal are constantly charged with hypocrisy. Someone breaks a leg at Arsenal and folks immediately point to some poor tackle by some Arsenal player past or present and scream ‘hypocrites! look at how YOU tackle!’ Or as the case with Robin van Persie’s recent statement telling people to shut the fuck up and [...]

Nasri, Rooney, and Walrus, like groundhog day all over again again again

There is precious little actually going on this morning: Wenger spoke to the French press, Wayne Rooney spoke to the English press, and West Ham appointed a walrus. Just like any time anything happens that’s remotely like anything that has happened in the past I guess it’s like groundhog day all over again*.

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